Thursday, August 31, 2006
we are the saints
here to make you faint
that is what we do
can you guess we are who?
we are now at melissa's house
here there is no mouse
but there are plenty of balloons
and about seven rooms
our dinner was aglio olio
heng! we dont have polio
we ate our fill
and threw downstairs our dirty honeydew
tonight we will eat ben and jerry's
but not while watching tom and jerry
with a candle in the middle
on the table as melissa plays her fiddle
i think our poem has so far been better than melissa's
though we have not tried our hardest
therefore we think we're the pros
even though in sec 4 we hated lit most
now we are going to watch tv
even though we are so sleepy
so goodnight all faithful readers
you shall go and sleep first.
-creSAINTians-
zeropointfive [9:34 PM]
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006
COUNTDOWN TO 4MIAN8FANG REUNION: approx. 14 HOURS:D!i cant wait to see you all again and go shopping and do silly things and laugh at the lamest stuff and eat ben & jerry's while chatting under the stars and hving movie marathon and falling asleep while watching and waking up to watch even more movies again and squishing around on the water bed and airbeds and acting bimbo and just being together with you all. ((((:`sheryl
zeropointfive [9:23 PM]
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Sunday, August 27, 2006
again, i got my muse
and so i put it to use,
for what have i to lose?
and so, once again, i think of us.
and i suddenly remb us at toys r us.
i think it was after Os.
do you remember? the one at suntec
with the billboard which is rather high-tech
and my, was it huge and colourful
once again, we were like little kids
wondering admist the kids
lamenting on how we had a deprived childhood
reminiscing on our childhood
as we progressed towards teenhood
wondering what the future ahead holds.
and after that, we took a picture outside
at some random site
(of the mall, if i am not wrong it was outside toys r us)
and now i wonder, what are you guys doing now?
perhaps some are in bed, others wondering how
to solve some dumb math/science question which will never be applicable in life (hurhur)
admist the hustle
and bustle
i hope you guys are doing fine
and i definitely look forward to three-one-O-eight
for i know the eight
of us will definietly have fun (and a sleepless night at that)
and so, ending here i must.
till we meet again, my musks (okay this soo does not make sense. it just rhymes)
i hope you enjoyed my little rhyme
haha i hope you guys like it. i have been thinking of us i am going to toys are us tmr so i decided to write about us at toys r us. haha okay that was random. till we meet again on 3108, princess melly.
lovelove!
zeropointfive [12:30 AM]
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Sunday, August 20, 2006
in this entry, i shall attempt to speak in rhyme
just so for the fun
i miss the fun times
we shared under the sun
(or the stars for that matter)
i read dia's entry and i dream of us by the thames
i miss our mass run
where we would always crack up and be lame
oh! bring on the rum
and so, let us celebrate
the synergy the 8 of us create
chiewyong the pro
always trying to act pro
but failing terribly,
making us laugh loudly and me, horrendously
joanne the whiner
always trying to be the winner
oh its better she's a shopaholic
than an alcoholic
sheryl the lame
always coming up with something lame
but never failing to make us gay
and always making our day!
subing the artist
always drawing something creative
though i cannot appreciate manga
i definitely like mango.
geyi the girl guide
always ready to excite
poor girl, who has to sit next to sam in class
thank god, last year was your last.
lydia the fun
oh let us run
she loves chicken rice
esp when its hot and nice!
tzeyuen is definitely not the least
always willing to give me a lift.
i will never forget our tuition days
where we would laugh and be gay
this rhyme must end
for it is indeed time
for me to crumble and sccumb
under my pile of homework which is scum!
in all of you i trust,
oh yes i must!
friends forever and ever
never doubt that. ever!
zeropointfive [11:00 PM]
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M&M world, Las Vegas
HEYY! OOHMANN! THIS PLACE IS SUPERRRR COOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
look at the amount of m&ms.. wowwww! yum yumm.. the colours so nice!!!!!!!!!
like chocolate factory but ALOT LESS SCARY and alot MORE COLOURFUL!
WHOO!
you know you love me
chiewyong the pro
zeropointfive [1:40 PM]
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
RE: blahblahblah
OUR EMAIL TITLED blahblahblah
Dear Miss Cheng Su Bing and Miss Gui Geiyi (representative lawyer of Miss Cheng),
As stated by my client in her previous letter, it is indeed true she has contacted my law firm and we are now acting on her behalf. As such, all liasion with my client whatsoever shall hereby be done through me from now onwards. You are not to haress or have direct contact with my client or else, severe action shall be taken against you. The same applies for your client Miss Cheng Su Bing as well. Granted that both of you are in close proximity of each other on a daily basis, I fear for my client's safety. As such, I am currently in the process of applying for a Personal Protection Order for my client, for her utmost well-being. When its approved, which should be ready in the next couple of days, I shall present it to you. Meanwhile, I would advise my client to stay clear of you. Regarding your ridiculously exorbident commission fee, there is no way my client would aceed to it. As testified by her, she had not agreed to your ridiculous fee to begin with and i suggest you give up the ridiculous idea of charging her for it. Unless you can find a witness who can testify that she agreed, i suggest you drop this case. For your information, should you lose this case, I will be sending you my bill and I wont come cheap. Given my qualifications, it costs $600 an hour to hire me. As of now, your bill for my services currently stands at $600 plus 5% GST. I hope to hear from you or your lawyer soon.
Regards,
Miss Melissa Woo
p.s the above applies to Miss Teo as well, i have just recieved official confirmation from her to act on her behalf. As such, please redirect all correspondence addressed to Miss Teo to me. Thank you for your kind attention.
this is how lame. HAHA=) but i like. i cant wait for 3108!
Dear Miss Gui
May i respectfully point out that you have misspelled "received" in your letter. I have been extremely busy working on a written report for my organisation and I sincerely hope that you would have the patience to wait for my reply regarding the lawsuit. To keep you updated, I'm actually contacting with another lawyer, Miss Woo Phui Han. You may know her as Smelly Melly. Miss Teo and I are confident of winning this case.
Regards
Chiew Yong the pro.
Dear Ms Teo and Ms Ng
I have receieved a complain from Ms Cheng Su Bing of the Artists Independence, Youth Association (AIYA) that both Ms Teo and Ms Ng who comissioned the artwork have not paid her the promised s$500. This is a letter of warning and please be informed that if the payment is not made by the end of August, measures would be taken.
Yours faithfully
Gui Geyi
Representive Lawyer of Cheng Su Bing
To SB: The collage is great! :))))))) But somehow, I look botak next to tzeyuen. :((((((((((
the collage is so pretty:) haha thankew subing:)))) anyways i have the best solution to your payments. you should put the money in a huge envelope and mail it to me. i will help subing safekeep the money. then there is no risk at all. the money won't fly away or get flushed away. good idea right. i' m waiting for your mail. it'll be best if you fedex it over. it's much faster and safter as well. love joanne
HAHAHA. WHY BLAH BLAH BLAH. I THOUGHT ITS SOME FORWARDED EMAIL AND I DELETED IT. ANW. THE PHOTOS IS NICE! THKS :) AND THIS IS FUNNY. HAHAHAHA. DEAR MS NG AND MS TEO, I WOULD LIKE TO SUGGEST THAT YOU PUT THE MONEY INTO THE TOILET BOWL. THAT WAY IT WONT FLY AWAY. BUT THERES THE RISK OF FLUSHING IT AWAY. THEN THE TOILET BOWL MAY CHOKE. YOURS TRULY, LYDIA
Dear Ms Cheng and Ms Ng
I presume there must be a mistake because I have also not agreed on paying Ms Cheng's commission fee for making the collage. I would also like to highlight to Ms Cheng's attention that a commission fee of $500 is far too exorbitant for us, your fellow cliquemates, especially taking into consideration our humble backgrounds. However, I am willing to bear a part of the cost and would be most glad to fork out a lump sum of 5cents, which is 0.01% of your commission fee. Regarding the method of transaction, I would like to suggest a more effective way -- dropping the 5-cent coin on the floor if I spot you nearby. This is to prevent the confusion of placing the money beside a school dustbin as you have not specified exactly which dustbin, and it would be highly disastrous should a strong gust of wind come and blow away the bag containing such a huge sum of money. Hence, do listen out for the earth-shattering sound of a 5-cent coin landing on the floor in the following days to come. I would also like to suggest a much better solution to this whole commission fee saga. That is, to make the collage without imposing any fees on us, your fellow cliquemates. This is due to us being unable and unwilling to pay for your service at such a steep price, and I strongly think that a price ceiling of 10cents should be set. (My sincere apologies to anyone not taking Economics.) For Ms Ng, I would like to suggest that you purchase a pair of hearing aids. I hope that they would be of great help to you in future transactions like this so that such misunderstanding can be avoided.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Yours seriously
Sheryl Teo
PS. wah what a good way to destress! HAHAHA. xD
Dear Ms Cheng
I'm afraid to let you know that I have not agreed to pay for that collage you made. However, i did overhear Ms Sheryl Teo agree to the $500 fee wholeheartedly. I would also like to point out that there are numerous dustbins in the school and your description for where Ms Sheryl Teo should place the money is very vague. I urge you to provide more details for her convenience. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Thank you.
With love
Chiewyong the PRO
ps. I HATE chem
LOL! SB! HAHHAA!! juz wana say I LIKE IT! :D Hope everyone's doin fine..
-tzeyuen
hello everybody(: At chiewyong and sheryl teo's request, i have done a photo collage of our clique! haha take a look k. tell me if there's anything(or everything) you're not happy about and i will see if there is any way in which i can assist you. haha i can remove pimples if you want. Anyway happy looking! and happy national day(:
yours sincerely( no comma!)
(my signature)
cheng subing
ps. to ng chiewyong and sherylteo, regarding my commision fee, a bill of S$500 will shortly be sent to you. Kindly make all necessary arrangements and leave the money in a bag next to the school dustbin. Do not inform the police. Thank you.
zeropointfive [10:14 PM]
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